You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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