so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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