just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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