Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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