Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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