I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I have post one night stand depression
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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