and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She bit a glass in half.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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