PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I can text with my tongue
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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