69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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