your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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