Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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