love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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