okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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