U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i may or may not be watching the land before time
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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