Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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