So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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