we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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