i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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