I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
That accounts for only three of the penises
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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