But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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