she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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