i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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