I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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