Me. At least after what I've been through.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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