you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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