I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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