You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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