she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
