i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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