i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the condom got lost in my hair
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
YAS. BRING CRAB.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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