You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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