Dual....:-)
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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