when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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