my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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