i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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