You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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