my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize