Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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