I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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