He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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