Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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