This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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