Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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