she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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