help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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