hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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