I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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