She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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