Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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