Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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