I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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