Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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