Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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