I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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