the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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i drank out of a bidet.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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