I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you would pick up someone in the library
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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