OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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